Bill Weasley’s at my workplace, just FYI.
Would you kill him in his bed?
Thrust a dagger through his head?
I would not, could not, kill the King.
I could not do that evil thing.
I would not wed this girl, you see.
Now get her to a nunnery.
~ Green Eggs and Hamlet
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I would never be fearful of any character.
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this makes my heart ache
Silverstein always has been, and always will be my favorite poet because he doesn’t even need words in his poem to make people open their eyes.
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"It’s not dead. It’s resting."
That is an ex-parrot.
He has ceased to be.
It’s pining for the fjords!
HE’S GONE TO MEET HIS MAKER
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Evening Post: August 12, 1899.
"She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…”
I would love to know what this means.
I think that might be code for “punched him in the balls with devastating accuracy”.
Oh cool a manga that Stan Lee helped with
Lets see what its like….
we all need to accept we’ll never reach the level of perfection of Stan Lee